January 2012
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
wait, it’s fading.
um. false alarm? i hope…
hopefully yes
um
i should…probably figure out what exactly i’m gonna tell my mom and friends. i mean…mom deserves to know, right?
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
they’re, um…pulsing green. i dunno how the hell i’m gonna explain this to mom! what do i do? she doesn’t even know about this alternate universe stuff!
shit um
i have no clue
like at all
wait, it’s fading.
um. false alarm? i hope…
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
cause, uh, see, now that dave left…i’ve kind of had time to notice my hands.
what exactly happened to them
they’re, um…pulsing green. i dunno how the hell i’m gonna explain this to mom! what do i do? she doesn’t even know about this alternate universe stuff!
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter a réagi à votre billet : um…dani, i got a question.
do you think, um…lord english kinda knows who i am and is mad because of what i did?
its possible yes
[Best not to beat around the bush about it.]
cause, uh, see, now that dave left…i’ve kind of had time to notice my hands.
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Anonymous asked: he’s okay. he’s okay and i’m okay...
thatdjbitch:
congratulations
id like to welcome you to the lively world of near death experiences
haha, yeah, there’s only one downside to not having to worry about dave completely flipping on me anymore.
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Anonymous asked: he’s okay. he’s okay and i’m okay...
thatdjbitch:
nope thats okay
hes okay and youre okay and i think i might need a drink after all of this because my heads still trying to decide how to feel but its all okay
i think…i think i nearly died.
Anonymous asked: he’s okay. he’s okay and i’m okay...
Anonymous:
oh thank fuck
shit hes blind
fuck his eyes right oh shit
oh well
i had to rip out his eyes. sorry!
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==> Be blind. For a third time.
green-suit-and-an-heir:
And just like that, you can feel her slender fingers in your eye sockets. It isn’t pleasant, but the immediate pain of having your eyes plucked out once more brings a wave of relief to you. Your contorted mouth retracts your razor teeth. They dull into those broad, tombstone shaped bones that you’re used to. Your fingers round off. A sickening squelch marks your muscles...
paralormal investigations: I JUST DeSTROYeD... →
green-suit-and-an-heir:
JOAN…
You can’t do this. You want to hold her, but you know you’d end up gouging her eyes out and merrily drink the blood spurting from her shrieking face.
Wait. Eyes. It’s worth a shot.
JOAN. I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. I WANT YOU TO ATTEMPT TO TAKE MY EYES OUT. I MIGHT SLAUGHTER YOU FOR THE REST OF TIME AND THEM SOME IF THIS DOESN’T WORK, BUT PLEASE TRUST ME.
Always...
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paralormal investigations: I JUST DeSTROYeD... →
green-suit-and-an-heir:
YOU ARe NOT. YOU JUST ASSOCIATe YOURSeLF WITH A MONSTeR.
JOAN, PleASe DO NOT CRY. PleASe…
That only makes you cry harder. Bye-bye, dignity!
You’re having trouble getting enough breaths between sobs.
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paralormal investigations: I JUST DeSTROYeD... →
green-suit-and-an-heir:
I WANT TO RIP YOUR MOTHeRFUCKING HeAD OFF OF YOUR BODY, JOAN.
A beat.
IT WAS All Me. I’m SO SORRY. YOU ReAllY CANNOT Be NeAR Me RIGHT NOW. I…
JOAN, PleASe leAVe Me Be. YOU DON’T NeeD TO TRY AND HelP.
You can’t help it. You start to cry.
I’m so…useless…
((idk I guess the stuff Joan was telling Dani is now based entirely off the face that flashed on her screen. WHEE NEW CONTINUITY!))
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I JUST DeSTROYeD COUNTleSS UNIVeRSeS, JOAN. OH FUCK.
She looks so afraid. You must look horrifying.
AND I DIDN’T Feel ANYTHING WHeN I DID IT. I’M SO AFRAID BeCAUSe OF THAT.
You freeze. This is like some obscene joke, only it’s not funny, not funny at all.
But. But that wasn’t you. That was your dad, it had to have been! HE’S doing all this!
You ball up your fists so...
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All you can do is stand there stiffly. What is this girl doing?
JOAN, YOU DON’T QUITe UNDeRSTAND. I AM DANGeROUS TO THe HIGHeST DeGRee POSSIBle. I AM NOT HAVING YOU GeT HURT.
/You walk around so he’s facing you, hands on hips./
And you haven’t hurt me. I’m HERE for you, Dave. I LIKE you. I want to go on a date with you.
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
no it’s okay! i’m pretty sure she can’t touch me, so it’s fun to yank her chain!
just dont go to far ha
never know what tricksters are capable of
i have no idea how far would be too far!
paralormal investigations: ==> Pick Joan Up →
exuberantbanter:
green-suit-and-an-heir:
/You flinch at her touch. This was a terrible idea./
All OF IT HURTS. NOTHING I AM NOT USED TO, HOWeVeR. ARe YOU SURe YOU WOULD eNJOY GOING, eVeN WITH MY CURReNT STATe?
You take a deep breath before replying.
David, listen to me. You’re my friend. You might be more than a friend someday. I-I’m not going to ditch you just because of this, even…even...
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toolishgreensuit asked: JOAN WHO THReATeNeD YOU?
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
but then she said i was one of the people she actively wants to murder.
sorry bout that
no it’s okay! i’m pretty sure she can’t touch me, so it’s fun to yank her chain!
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
thatdjbitch:
because despite the dangers of it its still fun to do
which is completely understandable
she insulted my prankster’s gambit. >:(
shame on her
but then she said i was one of the people she actively wants to murder.
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thatdjbitch:
because despite the dangers of it its still fun to do
which is completely understandable
she insulted my prankster’s gambit. >:(
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
bluh no don’t brush off what i’m saying!
im going to brush off what you say when youre saying things that degrade the meaning of your life and your efforts
so chill
if i’m so smart why have i spent days picking fights with tricksters?
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
i don’t even know anything about anything to do with dave. i’m pretty useless!
you arent useless yo
im sure youve got plently going for you
your just too stressed to see it
bluh no don’t brush off what i’m saying!
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thatdjbitch:
ha thanks i guess i mean i suppose i have my moments of profoundness and intellect
but not usually
i don’t even know anything about anything to do with dave. i’m pretty useless!
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
well, i mean, i don’t think she has any concept of childproofing. i love the girl, i do, but…
ha yeah i guess i just kinda took my chance to grow up some after the game
not that im all that intelligent really
im still an idiot
eh? you seem smarter than me!
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
i can’t really imagine my dani with a kid, though.
really
whats she like
well, i mean, i don’t think she has any concept of childproofing. i love the girl, i do, but…
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
is sis happy to be a grandma? heehee.
she took it better than id expected
i thought shed be all like dani god dammit im not old enough for this shit yet
but shes actually really chill about it
i can’t really imagine my dani with a kid, though.
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
thatdjbitch:
huh
weird
((maybe we should take this to pc to stop clogging dashes.))
((I don’t have pchum anymore. Dashspamming is something people should expect from me by now.
is sis happy to be a grandma? heehee.
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thatdjbitch:
huh
weird
((maybe we should take this to pc to stop clogging dashes.))
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
how old is she?
shes six
isn’t that how old you were when your sis started taking care of you?
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
yeah.
…wait, i think she followed me.
did she now
cool
how old is she?
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thatdjbitch:
seems odd doesnt it
i still think its weird to wake up and think
hey im a mom wow
yeah.
…wait, i think she followed me.
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
when did this happen?
couple months ago
wow.
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
what.
what kid.
my adopted kid
sakura
when did this happen?
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
i don’t really like cats and dogs for pets, though.
i think i have a dog now
my kid brought it home from the park one day
so
what.
what kid.
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
haha! swag!
all the swag
all of it
i don’t really like cats and dogs for pets, though.
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
okay, new subject!
cats
god damn i love cats
one time i forgot to close the apartment door
i woke up covered in cats
i dont think im doing this conversation thing right
haha! swag!
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thatdjbitch:
i have this horrible tendency to search for the worst in peoples words
im sorry
okay, new subject!
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
i never said you should!
im sorry for making assumptions
all i meant was we should be prepared to accept maybe he stays looking like that, geez!
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thatdjbitch:
sometimes hope make up for what stubbornness lacks
hes my friend joan
fuck if im giving up on him
i never said you should!
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thatdjbitch:
you dont know how stubborn i am do you
we can
sometimes stubborn isn’t enough.
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thatdjbitch:
you do need to stay calm though
we can work this out
i swear to you there is a way to figure all this out
im just not sure what that is right now
i don’t know if we can.
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thatdjbitch:
exactly
which is why i dont think this is a rebound
you seem genuinely worried about him
of course i am! he’s in trouble!
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thatdjbitch:
i doubt this is a rebound thing
i mean shit i hope its not cause dave would be crushed if he was just a rebound
im not blaming you though if it is
but the thing is, if it was, wouldn’t you think the whole ‘went big and green’ thing woulda been a dealbreaker?
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
that was a few weeks ago.
im sorry to hear it
youre feeling any better now though right
yeah, but that’s what i meant by rebound.
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caring is creepy: exuberantbanter: well i kept... →
that was a few weeks ago.
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
wanna know what happened with the last guy i liked?
nothing sounds more interesting at this very moment
that wasnt meant to sound as sarcastic as it did
well i kept quiet about it for a few years because i was under the impression he didn’t like people hitting on him.
and then he informed me our parents had been dating for a few years.
and then he...
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
i think he really does like me, though…
im sure he does
hes a lonely guy joan and he really needs someone who cares about him
something more than what i am to him as his friend
im happy he found you
wanna know what happened with the last guy i liked?
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
well first of all he said his father was an excellent father and a businessman, and then he said his eyes were supposed to be like that.
…but he told me some personal stuff about his brother so idk what to think.
in a way both of those things are true
its confusing
i think he really does like me, though…
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thatdjbitch:
exuberantbanter:
he has been being half-truthful with me.
he doesnt remember parts of his past so whatever half truths hes been saying he might think are actually real
but what do you mean by ‘half truthful’
well first of all he said his father was an excellent father and a businessman, and then he said his eyes were supposed to be like that.
…but he told me some...