March 2012
feralarmageddons:
exuberantbanter:
so it was just an accident.
He sighs and shifts.
“Not really, well, kiind of.”
hrm.
-Joan hesitates. She wants to know more, but…that’s not what Sollux needs.-
well, he’ll get better, he doesn’t blame you, and you’ll know better next time, won’t you? worked out pretty damn well!
-bellyrub time!-
feralarmageddons:
exuberantbanter:
feralarmageddons:
“Not really, but thank2 anyway. iit’2 the thought that count2, riight?”
His shoulders droop and he sighs.
“No, that happened before hand. And ii blame my2elf becau2e iit ii2 my fault.”
-She scratches the base of his wings soothingly.-
how was it your fault? was there some sort of accident?
He leans against your hand and sighs...
feralarmageddons:
“Not really, but thank2 anyway. iit’2 the thought that count2, riight?”
His shoulders droop and he sighs.
“No, that happened before hand. And ii blame my2elf becau2e iit ii2 my fault.”
-She scratches the base of his wings soothingly.-
how was it your fault? was there some sort of accident?
((Sorry, had to go eat dinner.))
February 2012
feralarmageddons:
exuberantbanter:
feralarmageddons:
“B-but he’2 aliive? Oh thank god.”
He sinks down to a sitting position, suddenly shaky with relief.
-Joan kneels down next to him and gives him a hug.-
why’d you think he was dead?
He gratefully leans against you.
“He wa2 ju2t about dead when Dirk took hiim from me. And he couldn’t breath, there wa2 2o much blood, ii thought he wa2...
feralarmageddons:
“B-but he’2 aliive? Oh thank god.”
He sinks down to a sitting position, suddenly shaky with relief.
-Joan kneels down next to him and gives him a hug.-
why’d you think he was dead?
feralarmageddons:
exuberantbanter:
feralarmageddons:
“Wh-what?”
his exact words were, and i quote:
“if you see sollux…
can… can you tell him for me
that i’m okay
that i don’t blame him
and he shouldn’t blame himself either.”
“He’2, he’2 really okay? You’re not ju2t makiing thii2 up two make me feel better?”
He wouldn’t normally doubt you, but there had been so much blood…
um. i...
feralarmageddons:
“Wh-what?”
his exact words were, and i quote:
“if you see sollux…
can… can you tell him for me
that i’m okay
that i don’t blame him
and he shouldn’t blame himself either.”
thedersianprince:
exuberantbanter:
thedersianprince:
You keep the same placid look on your face as she appears infront of you.
that is disturbing as all hell
-She pulls herself through, cackling.-
i know, right? it’s great!
He snorted and handed her a broom.
if you say so
-She takes the broom and looks around.-
…won’t the feathers get stuck in the bristles? wouldn’t...
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Anonymous asked: ==>Joan: Hit on the last person who posted on your dash.
Wildcard Wednesday! →
thedersianprince:
exuberantbanter:
thedersianprince:
exuberantbanter:
i was going to help you clean up after them, anyway! deal! give me a few minutes to get there, okay?
You lean on your broom and snort softly as you read the plea.
i am in no hurry
-There’s no reply for a few minutes, and then suddenly Joan’s head appears out of midair.-
is this the ri-oh, it is! hi, dave!
You keep...
thedersianprince:
exuberantbanter:
i was going to help you clean up after them, anyway! deal! give me a few minutes to get there, okay?
You lean on your broom and snort softly as you read the plea.
i am in no hurry
-There’s no reply for a few minutes, and then suddenly Joan’s head appears out of midair.-
is this the ri-oh, it is! hi, dave!
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thedersianprince:
exuberantbanter replied to your post: want to…hang out sometime?
…no, i didn’t. heh.
how about we make an even trade then my dear
im waiting for my fathers murder to blow over so i can move on with my well laid plans of domination and revenge as you put it
if you assist me in cleaning up my feathery friends
i shall assist you in finding him
i was going to help you clean up...
ferallypsychic:
exuberantbanter:
ferallypsychic:
*you nod in answer*
Yes. They will kill you. It is best that you leave.
Thank you for your thoughtful gift, but i will not let you be caught.
Leave.
-Joan nods seriously.-
<goodbye, psiioniic.>
*you nod your head in return*
Goodbye Joan.
*you’re already lowering your head to eat the food brought.*
-She runs off.-
ferallypsychic:
*you nod in answer*
Yes. They will kill you. It is best that you leave.
Thank you for your thoughtful gift, but i will not let you be caught.
Leave.
-Joan nods seriously.-
<goodbye, psiioniic.>
((bbl))
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Anonymous asked: Nic cage will be in ghost busters three
Try to arouse my character!
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umbrellas-fiercest:
word choice. might wanna think about using it.
ahahaha, yeah, gotcha! wouldn’t want you to think i was up to anything illegal or nothing!
Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||||
Yer a wizard: ||||||
I'm Sherlock Holmes: ||||||||
Pick your starter: ||| |
SBurb is downloading: |||||||
I love you: ||
Himaruya is okay: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Tessa Stone's back: |||||
TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
completelyworthit:
darckcarnival:
In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
((Or unanonymously, I really don’t think he-she cares right now))
((I’m bored, rp’s at kind of a stand still.))
((Three spots still open!))
((Come on, guys! Enter for the chance to get groped, become an hour-owner, or…get snow down your pants.))
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The next five people in my askbox...
First Person: Will get a hug.
Second Person: Will get a kiss.
Third Person: Will get snow down their pants!
Fourth Person: Will get a nice firm grope somewhere.
Fifth Person: Will get to own me for an hour.
(( oh god. HERE WE GO. ))
[[challenge ACCEPTED ]]
((Come on, y'all, let's get a full five!))
jadenharley:
because i saw this video on youtube of them performing britney spears’ toxic, and that coach-looking lady was all “it’s a britney spears sex riot!” and now i’m kinda laughing over it and curious about what other stuff is there. |D
ooooh, okay. tell me if it’s any good!
Try to arouse my character! →
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trickyannihilation:
Send me anything your twisted hearts desire:
Commands
Magic Anons
FMKs
This or that
Truth or Dares
Pick up lines
Creepy compliments
Elaborate death scenarios
Pretty much anything goes!
thedersianprince:
exuberantbanter:
she’s not going to kill me. i don’t think. people have had talks with her.
you best hope that is true
english knows how to handle tricksters. i’m safe.
…i’ve been sleeping with my epi-pen under my pillow to be sure, though.
((g'night!))
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thedersianprince:
run run run run run run run
she’s not going to kill me. i don’t think. people have had talks with her.
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agonyarisen:
((yes, most likely. though sollux and i have decided that aradia definitely gets it way worse than anyone else, because she is the one the deal was made for. she goes through extreme physical and psychological torture for a while :U))
((but yeah joan and sollux’s dave will both go through a lot, also))
((You know, if you think about it, Joan’s already been psychologically...
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agonyarisen:
exuberantbanter replied to your post: ((plot stuffs! if you are someone who frequently interacts with tacticalassin or myself, you should probably read this.))
((If Joan can recover from it, I’m alright with it being done to her. Her torture might be mostly psychological?))
((yes yes demons can definitely do psychological torture))
((also, it is entirely your choice whether you...
===> Joan: Break down
Well, that’s a bit melodramatic, but…
WAAAAUGH! Ross has been missing for weeks and you had no idea because you thought he was with Dave and Dave thought he was home and Dave promised to keep him safe but what if he’s dead and it’s all your fault somehow probably!
You curl up in a blanket and cry.
Oh god. How are you going to break this to Mr. Lalonde? You told him Ross...
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toolishgreensuit asked: Hes not blipping up on any timeline it appears and he hasnt posted in weeks. Any way of contacting him?
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toolishgreensuit asked: Neither of us knowing where he is
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toolishgreensuit asked: Uh. Thats really not good. Oh golly.
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toolishgreensuit asked: Have you heard from Ross at all lately? And for magic Monday you now have the powers of you Sburb role for twenty four hours. Just dont go and do anything stupid okay
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Magic Monday! Do your thing. →
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sillyislandgirl:
exuberantbanter:
that’s how it was for me, back when i was, like…13. i’m 16 now, almost 17! last winter break, er…the winter break before last, dani got to stay over a weekend with me up here in washington. it was awesome! and then just recently, ross was able to visit me in the hospital. then i was going to stay over at his house in new york for a few weeks, but…we had to cut...
sillyislandgirl:
exuberantbanter:
ahahaha! you hit the nail on the head with that. mr. lalonde and ross aren’t very close, and mr. lalonde is an alcoholic. weird thing is, he’s actually scarier when he’s sober. but family is family, and he’d go help jaden if ross asked him to. those two love each other, they really do! they’re just…not so good at showing it.
scariest part is? mr. lalonde is...
sillyislandgirl:
wow everyone sounds so different, youre right! jaden seems really cool though! my grandpa sounds a lot like his granny, all of my strife deck and the computers and robots and stuff i build around here are from things he left behind or taught me when i was little.
im sorry you havent heard from him in a while!! but it is pretty hard to keep up internet and whatnot from out in...
sillyislandgirl:
exuberantbanter:
sillyislandgirl:
ohhh okay i get it! do you like nic cage and stuff too though? do you even have nic cage there?? oh gosh what if nic cage is a girl hehe that would be so silly!
heehee! one at a time, girl! yes, we have a nic cage, no, he’s not a girl, no, i don’t like him. i like sigourney weaver instead. my turn! is it your granny who’s dead or your...
temporalgladiatrix:
exuberantbanter:
her. i think. she’s a trickster. somehow me and dave…made her when we first started to interact? i don’t even know how!
dave is a dad
how adorable
mmm. she’s living with him. apparently she’s made of peanuts, so…no physical interaction with me allowed.
sillyislandgirl:
exuberantbanter replied to your post: no, um! it’s weird, but there’s lots of different universes with egberts and striders and harleys and lalondes! just treat me like someone who happens to have the last name egbert. there’ll be some deja vu but i’m a completely different person than john!
no! well, maybe when we were both little. and he was a boy joan then, too. but since then...
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temporalgladiatrix:
exuberantbanter a réagi à votre billet : dani? what the hell!
um…i…i have a kid.
oh wow
hope i get to meet him
her
it
someday
her. i think. she’s a trickster. somehow me and dave…made her when we first started to interact? i don’t even know how!