Well, that’s a bit melodramatic, but…

WAAAAUGH! Ross has been missing for weeks and you had no idea because you thought he was with Dave and Dave thought he was home and Dave promised to keep him safe but what if he’s dead and it’s all your fault somehow probably!

You curl up in a blanket and cry.

Oh god. How are you going to break this to Mr. Lalonde? You told him Ross was in a safe place. You promised. You horrible irresponsible nasty lying worst excuse for a sister surrogate ever!

Mayday, mayday, sadness bombs have breached the blanket shield! You’re going down!